St. Zini is celebrating the Solstice. Head over to the Zinquisition and join in the festivities and watch him wallow in the fecund embrace the earth mother. Quick sampling of the BioD brilliance that awaits you:
stand behind cow to gather fresh “poo” - take care not to slip in yesterday’s “poo”… take magical cow horns off shelf, and pack with freshly gathered “poo” bury magical horn filled with “poo” (ensure it’s in a East-West orientation, with the wide opening pointing east so the horn will “catch” all of the incoming cosmic energy…) wash hands with dynamized water (only homemade nettle-flower soap to be used) to get rid of excess “poo”
Amazingly, it gets even better. Post of the year.
Oh please….”post of the year”? Maybe if it were Jan 1…..
Thanks though, and happy new year!
V